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Police: Amorous teens broke into home
DES MOINES, Iowa, May 17 (UPI) -- Two teenagers apparently desperate for a place to have sex or "make out" broke into a vacant home in Des Moines, Iowa, police allege.
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DES MOINES, Iowa, May 17 (UPI) -- Two teenagers apparently desperate for a place to have sex or "make out" broke into a vacant home in Des Moines, Iowa, police allege.
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Your Daily Horoscope
By D.DONOVAN KINSOLVINGUPI Features Writer UPI horoscopes for Saturday, May 17, 2008.
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By D.DONOVAN KINSOLVINGUPI Features Writer UPI horoscopes for Saturday, May 17, 2008.
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The almanac
By United Press International UPI Almanac for Saturday, May 17, 2008.
United Press International – May 17, 2008 07:30 AM [GMT] ¦ comment?
By United Press International UPI Almanac for Saturday, May 17, 2008.
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Ohio township to feds: We don't want your money
AP - The federal government isn't used to being snubbed when it offers to help local governments.
Yahoo! – May 17, 2008 06:56 AM [GMT] ¦ comment?
AP - The federal government isn't used to being snubbed when it offers to help local governments.
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New Roommate Hopes Five-Hour Fuckfest Didn't Keep You Up
OSHKOSH—Brian Penderman went on to explain that the reason his penis was so sore today was because it had repeatedly entered and exited a female vagina.
The Onion – May 17, 2008 05:00 AM [GMT] ¦ comment?
OSHKOSH—Brian Penderman went on to explain that the reason his penis was so sore today was because it had repeatedly entered and exited a female vagina.
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Tomato Genetically Modified To Be More Expensive
PASADENA, CA—Geneticists at the California Institute of Technology announced Monday that they have developed a tomato with a 31 percent larger...
The Onion – May 17, 2008 05:00 AM [GMT] ¦ comment?
PASADENA, CA—Geneticists at the California Institute of Technology announced Monday that they have developed a tomato with a 31 percent larger...
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Parents want to flush N.C. school's potty policy
BURGAW, N.C. (AP) -- Going potty without a partner can lead to punishment for students at a Burgaw elementary school, but parents want the policy flushed....
AP – May 17, 2008 12:25 AM [GMT] ¦ comment?
BURGAW, N.C. (AP) -- Going potty without a partner can lead to punishment for students at a Burgaw elementary school, but parents want the policy flushed....
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Cops say boy, 8, took car for ride, caused crash
AP - Authorities said an 8-year-old Pontiac boy took a stolen car on a joy ride and caused a three-vehicle crash. Pontiac police said the boy sneaked out of his house Wednesday night and found an empty and running car in his neighborhood.
Yahoo! – May 17, 2008 12:20 AM [GMT] ¦ comment?
AP - Authorities said an 8-year-old Pontiac boy took a stolen car on a joy ride and caused a three-vehicle crash. Pontiac police said the boy sneaked out of his house Wednesday night and found an empty and running car in his neighborhood.
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Half-eaten Snickers bar implicates hungry burglar
JONESBORO, Ark. (AP) -- Police say DNA found on a half-eaten candy bar helped them zero in on a robbery suspect....
AP – May 17, 2008 12:17 AM [GMT] ¦ comment?
JONESBORO, Ark. (AP) -- Police say DNA found on a half-eaten candy bar helped them zero in on a robbery suspect....
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Woman sentenced for having son dress up as Scout
AP - A former Bethlehem woman will serve up to 23 months in prison for having her 7-year-old son dress as a Cub Scout to collect money for a nonexistent cause.
Yahoo! – May 17, 2008 12:16 AM [GMT] ¦ comment?
AP - A former Bethlehem woman will serve up to 23 months in prison for having her 7-year-old son dress as a Cub Scout to collect money for a nonexistent cause.
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