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Keys To The Matchup: Saints vs. Panthers The Panthers battle the Saints in a game that will certainly come down to one bullshit call. Onion Sports examines what each team must do to win.
The Onion | 4 hours, 45 minutes ago | comment? | recommend

Overrun with alligators: Couple want ExxonMobil to pay for toothy neighbors This Christmas story comes with large teeth in the dozens of alligators that a couple say are ruining their use of property they own in rural Mississippi.Tom and Consandra J.
MSNBC | 6 hours, 2 minutes ago | comment? | recommend

Satanists want statue beside Ten Commandments monument at Oklahoma Legislature OKLAHOMA CITY --In their zeal to tout their faith in the public square, conservatives in Oklahoma may have unwittingly opened the door to a wide range of religious groups, including satanists who are seeking to put their own statue next to a Ten Commandme
MSNBC | 7 hours, 4 minutes ago | comment? | recommend

Man who sued because it rained punished for irrational claims Man who sued because it rained punished for irrational claims
Canoe.ca | Dec 7, 2013 7:40 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend

With nearly a ton of butter, Texas gingerbread house sets record BRYAN, Texas (Reuters) - Holiday cheer in Texas has become even sweeter thanks to a giant gingerbread house that has broken a world record for confectionary construction.
Reuters | Dec 6, 2013 10:13 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend

Inconsiderate Woman On Bus Eating Live Tuna PORTLAND, ME—Passengers on the No. 5 bus expressed frustration today as an inconsiderate fellow rider began openly consuming her lunch of a live, violently flopping Atlantic bluefin tuna.
The Onion | Dec 6, 2013 9:15 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend

[video] Poll Shows Majority Of Americans Would Watch Something Called 'Love Trap' A slow-witted conspiracy theorist is convinced the government is behind NASA, the grisly remains of 15 hobbits is discovered in Peter Jackson's attic, and a cool guy from middle school is still sporting his phat pair of JNCOS.
The Onion | Dec 6, 2013 9:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend

Opinion: Every Parents Worst Nightmare Is Losing A Child To Gorchul, The Dark Sorcerer Of Time Read full story for latest details.
The Onion | Dec 6, 2013 8:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend

Roger Goodell Carefully Considering Every Comment On NFL.com Message Boards NEW YORK—Admitting that he was thankful to have such a valuable resource at his disposal, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell revealed Thursday that he continues to carefully consider every single comment posted on the NFL.com message boards. Goodell tol
The Onion | Dec 6, 2013 7:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend

New Attractive Person Comes To Nations Attention LOS ANGELES—With well-groomed hair, symmetrical facial features, and appealing anatomical proportions, a new attractive person captured the nation’s interest this week, joining the ranks of all others who are considered extremely good-looking
The Onion | Dec 6, 2013 6:30 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend

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