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Need a horrible boyfriend? Man offers to be a bad date Need a horrible boyfriend? Man offers to be a bad date
Canoe.ca | 18 hours, 57 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
Parents try to cancel school trip to The Nutcracker Parents try to cancel school trip to The Nutcracker
Canoe.ca | 23 hours, 55 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
Statshot: Top Thanksgiving Side Dishes Top Thanksgiving Side Dishes
The Onion | Nov 26, 2014 4:21 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Man At Airport Pissed That Other People Had Same Idea To Go Home For Thanksgiving NEW YORK—Sighing and cursing under his breath upon seeing the long, winding security lines and packed concourses throughout LaGuardia Airport, 28-year-old Thomas Metcalfe was reportedly pissed off Wednesday after realizing that other people had the
The Onion | Nov 26, 2014 4:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Swiss group wants sausage dogs to be petted, not eaten ZURICH (Reuters) - An animal rights group has petitioned the Swiss government to ban a traditional, if rare, practice of eating cats for dinner and turning dogs into sausages.
Reuters | Nov 26, 2014 3:23 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Everyone In Family Compliments Grandmother On How Small And Feeble Shes Gotten WHEATON, IL—Uttering surprised exclamations and smiling in amazement at her wrinkled, wizened frame shortly after she arrived for the Thanksgiving holiday, every member of the Hostig family complimented their grandmother, Judith Hostig, on how small
The Onion | Nov 26, 2014 3:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
China blames Putin's tiger for mystery goat deaths A Siberian tiger released into the wild by Russian President Vladimir Putin is the main suspect in a series of goat deaths in China's northeast, state media reported Chinese local authorities as saying on Tuesday.
Canoe.ca | Nov 26, 2014 2:55 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
NFL To Crack Down On Players For Excessive Thanksgiving Celebrations NFL To Crack Down On Players For Excessive Thanksgiving Celebrations
The Onion | Nov 25, 2014 11:18 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
American Voices: Budweiser Retiring Clydesdale Ads In Grab For Millennials As part of an effort to market more effectively to young millennial consumers, Budweiser has reportedly opted to remove its famous Clydesdale horses from holiday advertising.
The Onion | Nov 25, 2014 11:17 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Fifty years later, American skating team claims Olympics bronze WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Fifty years after Vivian Joseph and Ronald Joseph skated at the Innsbruck Olympics, the American pair on Tuesday officially claimed the bronze medal.
Reuters | Nov 25, 2014 10:16 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend