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Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, Barbara Bush Hit D.C. Bar Scene For First Ladies Night Specials Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, Barbara Bush Hit D.C. Bar Scene For First Ladies Night Specials
The Onion | 15 hours, 13 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
Opinion: Its Been A While Since Someone Wrote A Hit Song About Twistin Read full story for latest details.
The Onion | 15 hours, 18 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
Everyone In Bustling Chinese Parade Attempting To Elude Pursuers LOS ANGELES—Weaving through the crowd while occasionally pausing to hide behind gongs and elaborate bamboo fans, every single person involved in the Chinese parade currently winding down Broadway is attempting to avoid one or more pursuers, reports
The Onion | 15 hours, 38 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
Man Trying To Get Out Of Executioner Duty AUGUSTA, GA—Saying that he is far too busy right now and can’t afford to miss any work, local financial compliance officer Bill Claremont told reporters that he is looking for any possible way to get out of executioner duty after receiving an
The Onion | 16 hours, 3 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
Your HoroscopesWeek Of April 15, 2014 Aries You will be torn between two equally worthy suitors, one who is kind, selfless, outgoing, supportive, and loving, and one who is attractive. Taurus While it is true that all-knowing God sees every sparrow that fall...
The Onion | 16 hours, 33 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
US Airways investigating pornographic tweet sent to complaining customer (Reuters) - US Airways said it was investigating a pornographic tweet on Tuesday sent on its Twitter account in response to a customer complaint about a flight delay, which went viral on social media.
Reuters | 17 hours, 24 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
US Airways apologizes for tweeting pornographic image Nose dive jokes. Cockpit jokes. Landing strip jokes. Don't get the Internet started, folks.
Canoe.ca | Apr 14, 2014 9:43 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Man Appalled At Date Who Lied Slightly More Than Him On Online Dating Profile SAN FRANCISCO—Frustrated by the exaggeration of her interest in the outdoors as well as her clear lack of knowledge of photography, classic movies, and several other of her listed hobbies, local 32-year-old Joshua Mulville expressed his dismay to re
The Onion | Apr 14, 2014 9:25 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
American Voices: Beef Prices Highest In 27 Years The average price of American beef has skyrocketed due to drought and increased demand from abroad, which may prompt restaurants to limit beef offerings or downsize portions of food.
The Onion | Apr 14, 2014 9:15 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Man With No Plans Just Too Exhausted To Go Out NORFOLK, VA—Cracking open a beer and settling into his couch Saturday night, local man Martin Burfette, who had no previously scheduled plans for the evening nor invitations to attend a social gathering of any kind, confirmed that he was simply too
The Onion | Apr 14, 2014 8:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend