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Doctors Reveal Derrick Rose Injuries Leading To Incredible New Advancements In Orthopedic Surgery CHICAGO—Saying that the 26-year-old’s body has necessitated cutting-edge medical treatment never before thought possible, leading doctors confirmed Thursday that Derrick Rose’s persistent injuries have led to groundbreaking advancements
The Onion | 20 hours, 44 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
Temple University Receives Anonymous Donation To Build Center For Discrediting Rape Allegations PHILADELPHIA—Stipulating that the funds be used for “furthering the invalidation of sexual assault claims wherever they occur,” an anonymous donation received Thursday by Temple University is reportedly intended to be used to build a cen
The Onion | 21 hours, 5 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
Desperate GOP Spotted In South Dakota Trying To Build Keystone Pipeline Themselves RAPID CITY, SD—Excavating hundreds of miles of trench following the defeat of a Senate bill that would have approved the project, dozens of desperate GOP congressmen were reportedly spotted in rural South Dakota Thursday trying to build the Keystone
The Onion | 22 hours, 23 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
Slideshow: 9 Most Popular Dog Breeds 9 Most Popular Dog Breeds
The Onion | 22 hours, 33 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
U.K. 'poo bus' takes to the streets Human waste in the U.K. is now going the extra mile. | 22 hours, 35 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
[video] Owner's Box: Your Friends Death Could Leave 6-8 Quality Starters For Pick Up OSN’s fantasy guru, Perry Bigwell, reminds you that it is well within your right to ask your league commissioner to release a dead friend’s dormant roster to the waiver wire.
The Onion | 23 hours, 21 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
Makeshift Opinion Thrown Together From Viewpoint Currently Dominating Conversation IOWA CITY, IA—Despite his having almost no actual knowledge or strong convictions related to the subject at hand, sources confirmed that local man Brendan Enos managed to hastily throw together a makeshift opinion from the viewpoint that was current
The Onion | 23 hours, 31 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
Statshot: Least Notorious Serial Killers Least Notorious Serial Killers
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Video shows grandmas smoking weed for first time Puff, puff, pass, nana! A video of three grandmothers smoking weed for the first time is exactly what you would expect it to be - high-larious. | Nov 20, 2014 4:36 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House WASHINGTON—At approximately 2 a.m. Thursday morning, White House sources confirmed that Vice President Joe Biden was forcibly pushed out the rear door of a moving 1980 Lincoln Town Car onto the curb outside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
The Onion | Nov 20, 2014 4:31 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend