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Sports News in Brief: Peyton Manning Declares He Has At Least One More Surgery In Him SANTA CLARA, CAFollowing his teams 24-10 win in Super Bowl 50, Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning ended weeks of speculation surrounding his future by announcing Sunday that he has at least one more surgery in him. Ive had a long run and been a par
The Onion | Feb 8, 2016 03:30 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Sports News in Brief: Entire Broncos Organization Announces Retirement After Super Bowl Win SANTA CLARA, CAFollowing the teams 24-10 victory over the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50, every single member of the Denver Broncos organization officially announced their retirement Sunday. To go out on top with a Super Bowl win, theres no better way
The Onion | Feb 8, 2016 03:22 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
News in Brief: Area Dad Spends Super Bowl Looking Regretfully At Son Who Wasnt Allowed To Play Football WESTERVILLE, OHRepeatedly glancing away from the television while the rest of his family excitedly watched the game, local father Doug Bryant reportedly spent most of the Super Bowl 50 broadcast Sunday looking regretfully at his 17-year-old son, Alex, who
The Onion | Feb 8, 2016 02:38 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Sports News in Brief: Super Bowl Halftime Show Marred By Functioning Sound System SANTA CLARA, CADisappointing the thousands of fans in attendance as well as an estimated 100 million viewers watching at home, the Super Bowl 50 halftime show was marred Sunday by the stadiums functioning sound system, sources confirmed. Right from the be
The Onion | Feb 8, 2016 01:33 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Sports News in Brief: Surviving Members Of First Championship Team Honored During Puppy Bowl Halftime NEW YORKSlowly making their way out to midfield with the assistance of their owners, surviving members of the first Puppy Bowl championship team were honored at Animal Planet Stadium during Sundays Kitty Half-Time Show. Tonight, we are proud to recognize
The Onion | Feb 8, 2016 01:15 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
News in Brief: Family, Friends Concerned After Peyton Manning Wanders Away From Pocket SANTA CLARA, CAAdmitting to being worried sick after realizing he had suddenly disappeared in the middle of a play, family and friends of Peyton Manning grew incredibly concerned Sunday after the veteran Denver Broncos quarterback wandered away from the p
The Onion | Feb 8, 2016 12:42 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Photo Finish: Roger Goodell Horribly Disfigured After Falling Into Vat Of Molten Super Bowl 50 Gold Read full story for latest details.
The Onion | Feb 8, 2016 12:19 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Sports News in Brief: Nervous Peyton Manning Feeling Better After Vomiting Blood Before Game SANTA CLARA, CAHaving suffered from intense pregame nerves just 30 minutes before the kickoff of Super Bowl 50, Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning confirmed Sunday that he felt much better after throwing up blood in the locker room. I always get ma
The Onion | Feb 7, 2016 10:25 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Cars parked on thin ice get icy bath in Wisconsin (Reuters) - Call it the polar bear plunge for cars and trucks.
Reuters | Feb 7, 2016 04:21 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Ontario byelection has 'None of the Above' options Sheldon Bergson changed his last name to Znoneofthe. First name, Above. | Feb 7, 2016 02:16 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend