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Man orders nine gyros, receives 90 When Nick Bachusky ordered nine gyros he set off a series of misunderstandings | Apr 17, 2014 7:39 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Man loses job after not paying for soda refill A South Carolina man has been fined $525 and lost his job on a construction site at a hospital after he went back for a refill of soda. | Apr 17, 2014 7:36 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Fisher-Price Designer Would Like To See 2-Year-Old Try And Choke On Newest Version EAST AURORA, NY—Remarking upon the toy’s lack of removable parts and childproof battery compartment, Fisher-Price designer Matthew Hayden told reporters Thursday that he’d like to see a 2-year-old just try and choke on the newest version
The Onion | Apr 17, 2014 7:35 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
New App Matches You With Others In Vicinity Who Wasted $2.99 On Same App NEW YORK—Sources confirmed Thursday that millions nationwide are signing up for Squandr, a new social discovery app employing GPS technology to match users with others in their vicinity who also wasted $2.99 on the same software.
The Onion | Apr 17, 2014 7:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Moviegoer Manages To Sneak Candy Past Teenage Usher Earning $7 An Hour WESTBOROUGH, MA—Executing a plan he had carefully devised and practiced in his mind several times, local moviegoer Kevin Shepard managed to sneak his own candy past the teenage Regal Cinema usher earning $7 an hour Thursday, sources confirmed.
The Onion | Apr 17, 2014 6:45 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Joe Dumars Resigns To Spend More Time Rebuilding Family DETROIT—Following several years of lackluster performance and unmet expectations under his own roof, Detroit Pistons president of basketball operations Joe Dumars announced this week that he will be stepping down in order to spend more time rebuildi
The Onion | Apr 17, 2014 6:05 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
[video] The Onion's Tips For Getting A Good Night's Sleep Being sleep deprived can tremendously impact your lifestyle on a day-to-day basis. Here are The Onion's tips for getting a good night's sleep.
The Onion | Apr 17, 2014 5:30 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons CANTABRIA, SPAIN—An archaeological team from the University of Cambridge announced Wednesday the discovery of cave paintings in northern Spain that suggest prehistoric humans battled a variety of inner demons, nagging fears, and insecurities that pl
The Onion | Apr 17, 2014 4:30 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
'Ghost car' appears out of nowhere, cuts off driver The car appears to come out of nowhere, and it has baffled people who have watched the video. | Apr 17, 2014 4:03 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Roman Centurion Crawling Out Of New York City Manhole In For One Wacky Adventure NEW YORK—Standing mystified in a crowded intersection, Verus Attius Glabrio, a Roman centurion who emerged from a manhole in the middle of New York’s Time Square, is in for a wacky adventure, sources confirmed Wednesday. Reports stated that Gl
The Onion | Apr 17, 2014 4:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend