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Astronomers Celebrate 300th Anniversary Of Discovering Sky PARIS—Commemorating one of the most important scientific findings in human history, astronomers around the world Monday celebrated the 300th anniversary of English physicist Edmund Weaver’s discovery of the sky.
The Onion | Oct 21, 2014 6:50 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Bear steals, bites GoPro camera If you've ever wondered what it would look like to be up close to a grizzly bear, a new video filmed in B.C. gets you right into the mouth of one. | Oct 21, 2014 4:59 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
New Election Ruling Allows Candidates To Remain Completely Anonymous Throughout Campaign WASHINGTON—Explaining that the measure is intended to protect politicians’ right to free expression against undue scrutiny from the general population, a new ruling implemented this week by the Federal Election Commission allows candidates run
The Onion | Oct 21, 2014 4:16 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
American Voices: Funeral Home Offering Drive-Thru Open Casket Lane A funeral home in Michigan has opened an open casket drive-thru lane where mourners in cars proceed to a window to pay their respects to the deceased for three minutes before driving away.
The Onion | Oct 21, 2014 3:58 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
[video] ONN Exclusive: One-On-One Interview With God The infallible Creator of the universe sits down for an intimate eye-opening interview.
The Onion | Oct 21, 2014 3:35 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Your Horoscopes Week Of October 21, 2014 ARIES: After a long, sweaty, painful time trying to fix a knotty problem yourself, you’ll finally admit defeat and call in a real thoracic surgeon.
The Onion | Oct 21, 2014 2:05 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Opinion: Your Ignorance Of Classic Horror Leaves You Woefully Unqualified To Run This Haunted House Read full story for latest details.
The Onion | Oct 21, 2014 2:02 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Flu Clinic Selling 2009 Version Of Vaccine For A Few Bucks Cheaper OMAHA, NE—Saying that it probably still protects against a few strains of the virus going around this flu season, the immunization clinic at Nebraska Family Health Center is now offering doses of the 2009 influenza vaccine at a discounted price, sou
The Onion | Oct 21, 2014 1:59 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Moronic Mailroom Worker Worked Way Down From CEO NEW YORK—Marveling at just how far he has plummeted since taking charge of the company 18 years ago, moronic former CEO Douglas Kellerman regaled reporters Tuesday with the discouraging story of how he worked his way down to the mailroom of MetroCom
The Onion | Oct 21, 2014 1:57 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Media Stumped On How To Handle Missing Mixed-Race Woman WASHINGTON—Struggling to find an appropriate response to a delicate situation, members of the American news media admitted Tuesday that they remained stumped on how exactly to handle the case of missing mixed-race woman Alison Johnston.
The Onion | Oct 21, 2014 1:54 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend