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Report: Majority Of CIA Now Ready To Install Female World Leader LANGLEY, VA—Saying that the recent shift in opinion is further proof that women have access to more opportunities than ever before, sources within the CIA confirmed this week that the U.S.
The Onion | Jul 29, 2014 5:45 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Opinion: Were Not So Different, You And Me And Joe Walsh Read full story for latest details.
The Onion | Jul 29, 2014 5:40 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
[video] New Kindle Helps Readers Show Off By Shouting Title Of Book Loudly And Repeatedly Amazon says the Kindle Flare’s repetitive shouting will appeal to fans of print, who miss the ability to display a book’s cover to strangers.
The Onion | Jul 29, 2014 5:35 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
More mysterious craters found in Russia's remote Siberia region MOSCOW (Reuters) - Two more craters of unknown origin have been spotted in Russia's Siberia region, weeks after a similar-looking hole was found in the isolated northernmost area, a local paper reported.
Reuters | Jul 29, 2014 5:30 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
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Death Defying: Women Get Run Over by Train and Live Video shows two women, trapped on railroad bridge, lay down on tracks as a train passes over them. WTHR's David MacAnally reports.
MSNBC | Jul 29, 2014 5:05 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
FDA Approves First Artificial Tumor WASHINGTON—Following years of research and testing, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration officially approved a groundbreaking artificial tumor Tuesday, marking the first time a synthetic malignant growth has been cleared for use in patients across
The Onion | Jul 29, 2014 5:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Report: Majority Of Football Fans Better Informed On Health Of NFL Players Than Parents PHILADELPHIA—According to a new study published Monday by the University of Pennsylvania, the overwhelming majority of football fans are far more informed on the health of NFL players than that of their own parents.
The Onion | Jul 29, 2014 4:30 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Texas man slams car into house after arguing with wife, police say DALLAS (Reuters) - A Texas man has been arrested for assault on suspicion of slamming a car into his home after getting into an argument with his wife, who was inside and severely injured when the vehicle crashed into a bathroom, police said on Tuesday.
Reuters | Jul 29, 2014 4:03 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Person Who Will Embalm You Walking Around Out There NEW YORK—Explaining that this will be the person who one day undresses your corpse on a flat, disinfected slab before injecting your arteries with a formaldehyde-based solution, sources confirmed Tuesday that the individual who will embalm your dead
The Onion | Jul 29, 2014 4:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Your Horoscopes Week Of July 29, 2014 ARIES: Your fear of change means that spending the next few centuries in a block of ice will be extremely soothing, at least until the New Reformed Xalfraxian Alliance thaws you out.
The Onion | Jul 29, 2014 3:50 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend