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Trump convinces woman his hair is real Trump convinces woman his hair is real
Canoe.ca | Aug 27, 2015 7:58 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
News in Brief: Responsible Gun Owner Keeps Firearms Safely Locked Away Where Only He Can Get Them During Mental Breakdown GREENVILLE, SCInsisting there is no way anyone else would be able to get ahold of the weapons in his home, local gun owner Kevin Williamson told reporters Thursday he always keeps his firearms securely locked away where only he can access them during a se
The Onion | Aug 27, 2015 6:48 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
American Voices: National Zoo Panda Cub Dies The smaller of the two panda cubs born to Mei Xiang last weekend at the National Zoo has died despite the medical teams best efforts to save it, the second of Mei Xiangs cubs to die in three years. What do you think?
The Onion | Aug 27, 2015 6:38 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
News: Scott Walker Watches Candidates Emerge Shaken From GOPs Female Experience Simulator WASHINGTONWaiting in line and nervously watching as, one by one, his fellow presidential candidates took their turn inside the machine, Gov. Scott Walker told reporters Thursday that the GOP Female Experience Simulator had so far left every contender for
The Onion | Aug 27, 2015 6:36 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
News in Brief: Nation To Try Channeling Outrage Over Gun Control Into Issue That Can Actually Be Addressed WASHINGTONReasoning that it would likely be a much better use of their time and effort, exasperated citizens across the nation announced plans Thursday to try channeling their current outrage over the countrys lack of effective gun control into an issue t
The Onion | Aug 27, 2015 6:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
US city to keep 'habitual drunkard' list to fight public inebriation US city to keep 'habitual drunkard' list to fight public inebriation
Canoe.ca | Aug 27, 2015 5:47 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Segway knocks Bolt off his stride at the Bird's Nest BEIJING (Reuters) - A television cameraman and his Segway succeeded in doing what none of Usain Bolt's rivals could in the 200 meters final at world championships on Thursday -- knock the Jamaican off his stride, and his feet, during his lap of honor.
Reuters | Aug 27, 2015 5:29 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Video: Onion Explains: Global Nuclear Proliferation How close has the nuclear-armed world come to a descending into outright global catastrophe? The Onion explains nuclear proliferation.
The Onion | Aug 27, 2015 3:46 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Infographic: A Look At The Class Of 2019 This years incoming college freshmen will comprise the graduating class of 2019, with the majority of students born in the year 1997. Here are some facts and figures about these students and their worldview:Most were only 12 years old when 2009 happened64
The Onion | Aug 27, 2015 2:41 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
News in Brief: ISIS Operatives Destroy Hofner Bass Guitar Signed By Paul McCartney AL-BUKAMAL, SYRIACalling it another heinous act designed to shock the conscience, international experts confirmed Thursday that members of the Islamic terrorist group ISIS recently destroyed a Hofner bass guitar signed by music legend Paul McCartney. It i
The Onion | Aug 27, 2015 2:17 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend