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Pepperidge Factory Farm Under Fire For Inhumane Treatment Of Milanos NORWALK, CT—Following the release of an investigative report earlier this week detailing the cramped and unsanitary conditions within its facilities, Pepperidge Factory Farm has come under considerable fire from snack rights groups for its inhumane
The Onion | Jan 29, 2015 5:33 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Man Figures He Has 2 More Bites Of Roommates Leftovers Before It Noticeable BRIDGEPORT, CT—Examining the contents of a plastic takeout container while standing at the open refrigerator, 23-year-old Andrew Beyer reportedly estimated Wednesday that he could safely have two more bites of his roommate’s leftover chicken p
The Onion | Jan 29, 2015 5:32 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
[video] How To Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge Defensive driving instructor Danny Preston says the best way to avoid conflict on the road is to execute long-term psychological torment on aggressive drivers.
The Onion | Jan 29, 2015 5:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Canadian man loses appeal on missing lotto jackpot by 7 seconds TORONTO (Reuters) - A Canadian man who was denied part of a C$27 million jackpot because he missed the deadline to buy the ticket by seven seconds has lost his appeal to get the money.
Reuters | Jan 29, 2015 4:55 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Man Old Enough To Know How Rest Of Life Pretty Much Plays Out MINNEAPOLIS—Acknowledging it was unlikely that he would encounter any more big surprises at this point, local man Eric Gibson told reporters Thursday that he is now old enough to know pretty much how the rest of his life is going to play out.
The Onion | Jan 29, 2015 3:27 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Patriots Really Embracing Us Against The Rules Mentality PHOENIX—Amid widespread criticism over using illegally under-inflated footballs in the AFC Championship Game, coaches and players from the New England Patriots revealed Thursday that they are fully embracing an “Us Against The Rules” men
The Onion | Jan 29, 2015 3:25 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Consumption Of Buncha Crunch Reverently Paused During Unsettling Scenes Of American Sniper EDINA, MN—Despite thoroughly enjoying the chocolate candy as she watched the film, local woman Jessica Kirby reverently paused from eating Buncha Crunch Thursday during an unsettling scene in American Sniper, sources confirmed.
The Onion | Jan 29, 2015 3:19 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
American Voices: Koch Brothers To Spend Historic $889 Million On 2016 Elections Conservative industrialist billionaire brothers David and Charles Koch have announced that their network of political organizations will spend a total of $889 million to influence the outcome of the 2016 elections, on par with what the GOP and Democratic
The Onion | Jan 29, 2015 3:15 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
San Francisco Cops Find Body Parts in Suitcase San Francisco police say a suitcase found in the South of Market area Wednesday contained dismembered body parts.
MSNBC | Jan 29, 2015 03:36 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Man arrested after bragging about warrants on Facebook Read full story for latest details. | Jan 28, 2015 11:57 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend