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Halifax thief nabbed after getaway on canoe Halifax Regional Police insist it wasn't a high-speed canoe chase. | Oct 29, 2014 9:24 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Street Harasser Haunted By Woman Who Got Away With Dignity Intact CHICAGO—Regretting his failure to take advantage of the perfect opportunity, local street harasser Jason Foster told reporters Wednesday that he continues to be haunted by the woman who got away with her dignity intact.
The Onion | Oct 29, 2014 8:20 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Traumatized Nation Terrified To Make Its Voice Heard In Another Election WASHINGTON—Citing decades of repeated indignities and post-electoral trauma, Americans from across the political spectrum reported Wednesday that they were terrified at the prospect of making their voices heard in another nationwide vote. The U.S. e
The Onion | Oct 29, 2014 7:44 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
American Voices: Pope Francis: Evolution Is Not Inconsistent With God Pope Francis told one of the Vatican’s scientific academies that the theory of evolution is not inconsistent with the notion of God, saying that God is not a magician “with a magic wand able to do everything.” What do you think?
The Onion | Oct 29, 2014 7:41 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
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Beer Delivery Man Takes Down Would-be Robber An Oklahoma beer delivery man is being hailed as a hero after tackling a would-be robber, who was threatening store clerk. KFOR's Leslie Rangel reports.
MSNBC | Oct 29, 2014 7:21 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Bears GM Hoping To Motivate Jay Cutler With More Guaranteed Money CHICAGO—Saying that the organization feels compelled to light a fire under its struggling quarterback, Chicago Bears general manager Phil Emery told reporters Wednesday that he is hoping to motivate Jay Cutler by offering him even more guaranteed mo
The Onion | Oct 29, 2014 7:18 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
[video] ONN Exclusive: Fire-Ninja Inferno Becomes First Openly Gay Fatal Melee Fighter He’s crushed skulls in the Under Realm. He’s ripped out the spines of his enemies. But ruthless up-and-comer Inferno says coming out was the most difficult thing he’s ever done.
The Onion | Oct 29, 2014 6:15 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Delicate Little Man Kept Awake All Night By Having Coffee After Four OClock GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Tossing and turning way past his beddy-bye, delicate little man Jeremy Palazola was reportedly unable to sleep Tuesday night because he drank a teensy bit of coffee after four o’clock.
The Onion | Oct 29, 2014 5:53 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Restaurant Patrons Rapidly Losing Faith Parents Going To Do Something About 4-Year-Old SARATOGA, CA—Casting numerous glances at the table of three, patrons at Gallo’s Italian Restaurant were said to be rapidly losing faith Monday that a nearby couple would do something about their 4-year-old son.
The Onion | Oct 29, 2014 5:51 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Antidepressant Cant Believe Its Expected To Fix This Mess All On Its Own SEATTLE— Stunned and dismayed that it will have no assistance in treating the serious mood disorder, the antidepressant Prozac cannot believe that it is being asked to fix this mess entirely on its own, sources said Wednesday.
The Onion | Oct 29, 2014 5:39 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend