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News in Brief: Demoralized Jeb Bush Succumbs To New Hampshire Heroin Epidemic MANCHESTER, NHPlunging into a downward spiral of despair and self-doubt after a poor showing in the Iowa caucuses, a demoralized Jeb Bush reportedly succumbed this week to New Hampshires ongoing heroin epidemic. Unfortunately, Jeb has suffered a number of
The Onion | Feb 9, 2016 2:55 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
American Voices: BMI Not An Accurate Measure Of Health A study analyzing factors such as blood pressure and cholesterol found that people with a BMI in the overweight range are often otherwise medically healthy, calling BMI into question as an accurate metric for health. What do you think?
The Onion | Feb 9, 2016 2:53 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Do you want fries with that? Man charged with throwing alligator into fast food restaurant (Reuters) - A Florida fast food restaurant got a customer it wasn't expecting when a live alligator was tossed through a drive-thru window by a patron.
Reuters | Feb 9, 2016 09:36 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
News in Brief: New Hampshire Covered In Shadow As Floating Clinton Campaign Headquarters Takes Up Position Over State JACKSON, NHDrawing tens of thousands of residents out of their homes and businesses to stare upward into the sky, Hillary Clintons colossal, floating campaign headquarters reportedly moved into position over New Hampshire this morning, casting the entire
The Onion | Feb 8, 2016 10:12 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Wisconsin couple, too drunk to drive, give keys to 9-year-old: court MILWAUKEE (Reuters) - A Wisconsin couple allowed their 9-year-old daughter to drive them and their 11-month-old baby because they were too drunk to do so themselves, according to Polk County Circuit Court records.
Reuters | Feb 8, 2016 8:17 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
American Voices: New York To Shut Off Niagara Falls In order to remove old, defunct bridges from the site and lay foundation for new ones, the state of New York will use a process called dewatering to briefly halt the flow of Niagara Falls, a relatively simple procedure that is projected to cost $3 million
The Onion | Feb 8, 2016 7:15 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
News in Brief: Saudi Authorities Decry Wasteful 3-Hour Death-Row Appeals Process RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIACriticizing the amount of time and money wasted between a condemned individuals sentencing and eventual execution, Saudi government officials expressed frustration Monday over the countrys costly three-hour appeals process for convicts
The Onion | Feb 8, 2016 5:57 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Slideshow: The Week In Pictures Week Of February 8, 2016 Read full story for latest details.
The Onion | Feb 8, 2016 4:58 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Editorial Cartoon: Editorial Cartoon: Blind Inundate Read full story for latest details.
The Onion | Feb 8, 2016 4:33 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
News in Brief: Grandma Happy To Babysit While Couple Desperately Attempts To Rekindle Relationship WILBRAHAM, MASaying she would be thrilled to babysit for a couple days, area grandmother Margie Callahan has offered to watch her two grandchildren while their parents spend a weekend desperately trying to revive their marriage, sources reported Monday. I
The Onion | Feb 8, 2016 4:11 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend