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American Voices: Nestl Developing Exercise In A Bottle Researchers at Nestlé are reportedly developing a calorie-burning drink that will reproduce the effects of exercise for its consumers, which will hopefully help the estimated 78 million obese Americans adopt a healthier lifestyle.
The Onion | Nov 24, 2014 9:32 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Video store robbed twice in 24-hour period Police are looking for a man they believe robbed a Main Street video store twice on Sunday. | Nov 24, 2014 9:06 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Onion Poll: Do You Plan To Start Shopping On Thanksgiving Day? The Onion – America's Finest News Source
The Onion | Nov 24, 2014 8:23 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Naked Man Drops From Ceiling at Logan Airport A naked man drops from ceiling inside Logan International Airport and then attacks elderly man. Adam Harding reports.
MSNBC | Nov 24, 2014 8:21 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Iranian Team Openly Working On Bomb In Negotiating Room VIENNA—Asserting the Middle Eastern nation’s right to a safe, peaceful energy program, members of the Iranian diplomatic team attempted to seek more favorable terms of a deal with the P5+1 global powers while openly assembling a nuclear weapon
The Onion | Nov 24, 2014 8:21 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Squirrels' 'Light' Diet Frustrates Xmas-Loving Zoo Officials Workers at the Cincinnati Zoo is dealing with a unique problem: Hungry squirrels gnawing on Christmas light strands threaten to darken their Festival of Lights. John London reports.
MSNBC | Nov 24, 2014 7:19 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Heavy Police Presence In Ferguson To Ensure Residents Adequately Provoked FERGUSON, MO—Ahead of a grand jury’s decision over whether to indict officer Darren Wilson in the shooting death of unarmed black teenager Michael Brown, police in the city of Ferguson have reportedly heavily increased their presence this week
The Onion | Nov 24, 2014 7:16 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Sportsgraphic: NFL Week 12 Winners And Losers Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the 12th week of the NFL season
The Onion | Nov 24, 2014 6:58 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Aspiring Politician Hopes Government Leaves Some Womens Rights For Him To Gut One Day COLUMBIA, MO—Worried that the remaining legal protections in his state will be fully dismantled by the time he can run for office, University of Missouri senior and aspiring politician Andrew Lipian told reporters Monday he hopes the government will
The Onion | Nov 24, 2014 6:54 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Lettuce Sentenced To Slow, Painful Death In Vegetable Crisper Drawer Lettuce Sentenced To Slow, Painful Death In Vegetable Crisper Drawer
The Onion | Nov 24, 2014 6:25 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend