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American Voices: McDonalds Debuts Big Mac Clothing Line McDonald’s debuted a new lifestyle product line featuring clothes printed with patterns of Big Mac burgers as part of its “imlovinit24” corporate marketing campaign, which involved staging 24 McDonald’s-themed stunts over 24 hours.
The Onion | Mar 27, 2015 7:36 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
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Gator on the Green: Giant Reptile Returns to Golf Course A massive alligator who caused an even bigger social media buzz has once again been spotted at a Florida golf club.
MSNBC | Mar 27, 2015 6:25 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Kentucky Cancels Practice For NBA Draft Suit Fitting CLEVELAND, OH—Following the Wildcats’ 78-39 victory over West Virginia in the Sweet 16, Kentucky sources confirmed that coach John Calipari had canceled Friday’s practice so the players could get fitted for NBA draft suits.
The Onion | Mar 27, 2015 6:19 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Troubling Report Finds Dreamily Sliding Down Back Of Door After Kissing Date On Porch Plummets 78% WEST LAFAYETTE, IN—According to a troubling report released Friday by Purdue University, instances of women dreamily sliding down the back of their front door after kissing a date on the porch of their residence have plummeted 78 percent.
The Onion | Mar 27, 2015 6:17 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Infographic: The Pros And Cons Of Paying College Athletes As college athletic programs continue to generate millions of dollars in revenue for their schools, advocates for student-athletes have begun pushing for schools to pay their players, while opponents say that compensating athletes has the potential to ...
The Onion | Mar 27, 2015 3:20 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Study Finds Growing Number Of Americans Would Be Comfortable With Female Pep Boy PHILADELPHIA—Providing further insight into the country’s rapidly shifting attitudes about gender, a study released Friday by the Pew Research Center found that a growing number of Americans would be comfortable with a female Pep Boy.
The Onion | Mar 27, 2015 3:17 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
College Newspaper Staff Know Exactly How They Would Respond If Editorial Freedom Challenged NEW BRITAIN, CT—Calling a strong independent press “absolutely vital” to a democratic society, the staff of The Recorder, Central Connecticut State University’s student-run newspaper, confirmed Friday they know exactly how t...
The Onion | Mar 27, 2015 2:49 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
American Voices: Gamers Threaten To Pull $50 Million Gaming Convention If State Signs Anti-Gay Bill The organizers of Gen Con, the biggest gaming convention in the world, which is expected to bring more than $50 million to the state of Indiana this year, threatened to cancel the convention if state legislators sign a bill into law that would allow busin
The Onion | Mar 27, 2015 2:48 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Siblings Quietly Relieved Oldest Brother Setting Bar So Low CHARLOTTE, NC—Explaining how the 25-year-old’s personal and academic shortcomings had made their relationship with their parents far easier, siblings Eric and Theresa Conrad confided to reporters Friday that they were quietly relieved their ol
The Onion | Mar 27, 2015 2:48 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Magazine: 10 Animals You Could Go Out And Kill Right Now 10 Animals You Could Go Out And Kill Right Now
The Onion | Mar 27, 2015 2:26 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend