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New Employee Still Eager Enough To Pick Up Slack For Coworkers PEORIA, IL—Just over three weeks into his new position at local brokerage firm The Bentley Group, coworkers of junior analyst Ryan Cueva confirmed today that the 26-year-old is still enthusiastic enough about his job to consistently pick up the slac
The Onion | Apr 16, 2014 7:40 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
[video] George W. Bush Debuts New Paintings Of Dogs, Friends, Ghost Of Iraqi Child That Follows Him Everywhere President Bush has a new hobby -- painting! -- and he’s showing off some new watercolors of the undead Iraqi boy who lives in his nightmares.
The Onion | Apr 16, 2014 6:30 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Good Charlotte Recording 10 New Songs To Be Played At Low Volume In P.F. Changs LOS ANGELES—Saying they were excited to take their pop-punk sound in new and barely audible directions, Maryland-based rock band Good Charlotte revealed Wednesday that the group is hard at work on an album that will be played at low volume in P.F.
The Onion | Apr 16, 2014 6:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Bridge stolen in small Illinois township Someone has stolen a bridge in Kane Township, Illinois. | Apr 16, 2014 5:51 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Community Theater Gives Part Of Blanche DuBois To Kathy Fucking Hamilton PEEKSKILL, NY—In a surprising casting decision that has drawn criticism from numerous members of local community theater The Old Mill Players, sources confirmed Wednesday that the role of Blanche DuBois in the company’s upcoming production of
The Onion | Apr 16, 2014 5:10 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Aldon Smith Quietly Relieved Terrorist Plot Wasnt Totally Compromised LOS ANGELES—Following his recent arrest at Los Angeles International Airport for making an alleged bomb threat, sources close to San Francisco 49ers linebacker Aldon Smith confirmed Tuesday that the 24-year-old is simply relieved his covert plot for
The Onion | Apr 16, 2014 4:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
American Voices: Marijuana Vending Machine Unveiled In Colorado A company called American Green has unveiled an automated, climate-controlled pot vending machine called the ZaZZZ, which dispenses medical marijuana only and uses ID fraud technology to verify users’ ages.
The Onion | Apr 16, 2014 3:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Girl who became pregnant at age 11 gives birth A 12-year-old British girl has given birth to a baby girl after getting pregnant while still in primary school. | Apr 16, 2014 1:33 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Teenager uses Facebook to save Romania's stray dogs BUCHAREST (Reuters) - When French film actress Brigitte Bardot began a campaign to spare the thousands of stray dogs in Romania's capital from being put down, she did it with a $150,000 donation scheme.
Reuters | Apr 16, 2014 11:52 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Rotting Whale Harpoons Gawkers in Small Oregon Town The stench of a rotting gray whale carcass hasn't kept the 40-foot beast from becoming the star attraction on an Oregon beach after washing ashore Tuesday.It reaks, Greg Dyer, a Seaside, Ore., resident, told NBC News partner KGW.
MSNBC | Apr 16, 2014 10:30 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend