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Assisted Care Facility Hits Grand Fucking Slam With Little Styrofoam Cups Of Sherbet PHOENIXVILLE, PA—From residents’ prompt arrival in the dining room at 2 p.m. to the extended length of time they spent socializing in the sitting area afterward, staff members confirmed that the 4-ounce Styrofoam cups of sherbet served Sunday
The Onion | Jul 28, 2014 6:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
T.J. Maxx Job Application Just Asks Prospective Employees How Much They Plan To Shoplift FRAMINGHAM, MA—In a move meant to streamline the company’s hiring process, representatives from T.J.
The Onion | Jul 28, 2014 5:30 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Slideshow: The Week In Pictures Week Of July 28, 2014 The Week In Pictures Week Of July 28, 2014
The Onion | Jul 28, 2014 5:10 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Hulk Hogan Donates Hair To Lucky Locks Of Love Recipient Hulk Hogan Donates Hair To Lucky Locks Of Love Recipient
The Onion | Jul 28, 2014 5:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Supreme Court Issues 7-1 Decision To Find Scalia's Killer Supreme Court Issues 7-1 Decision To Find Scalia's Killer
The Onion | Jul 28, 2014 4:05 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
12-Year-Old Crashes Into House During Driving Lesson The boy's father, who said he was teaching him to drive, was charged with risk of injury to a minor, Norwalk, Conn., police said.
MSNBC | Jul 28, 2014 4:01 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
American Voices: Study: Earth In Middle Of Sixth Extinction According to a new study published in the journal Science, earth is in the middle of its sixth mass extinction of biological life, which is being caused by human beings destroying habitats, disrupting climates, and killing wildlife.
The Onion | Jul 28, 2014 3:30 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Editorial Cartoon: Casualties Of Bore Read full story for latest details.
The Onion | Jul 28, 2014 3:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Twitter lights up with Toronto UFO chatter Twitter lights up with Toronto UFO chatter
Canoe.ca | Jul 27, 2014 9:34 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
New York Times Square Spider-Man charged with punching police officer (Reuters) - A street performer dressed as Spider-Man in New York City's Times Square was arrested after punching a police officer who scolded him for demanding more money from a couple he had posed with for a picture, police said on Sunday.
Reuters | Jul 27, 2014 6:30 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend