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Editorial Cartoon: Final Frontiers Read full story for latest details.
The Onion | Mar 2, 2015 5:45 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Slideshow: The Week In Pictures Week Of March 2, 2015 The Week In Pictures Week Of March 2, 2015
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Teacher Who Dedicates Life To Students Total Fucking Bitch MERIDIAN, ID—Students at Union Junior High School reported Monday that eighth-grade history teacher Evelyn Carmody, a tireless educator who has dedicated her whole life to the vocation of teaching, is a total goddamn bitch.
The Onion | Mar 2, 2015 4:03 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
John Boehner Calls For National Guard To Deal With Illegal Immigrants Hiding In Mexico WASHINGTON—Saying it was time to aggressively act before their numbers became too large to control, House Speaker John Boehner called for the National Guard to be deployed to deal with the millions of illegal immigrants currently hiding in Mexico, s
The Onion | Mar 2, 2015 3:56 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
American Voices: Study: Feeding Infants Peanut Products Could Reduce Childhood Allergies A new study has found that exposing babies to peanut products may reduce their risk of developing allergies to peanut-containing foods later on, challenging the idea of keeping kids away from them.
The Onion | Mar 2, 2015 3:54 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Report: ESPN Coverage Displays Clear Bias Toward Shitty Reporting FAIRFAX, VA—Following a comprehensive 18-month study of programming trends and journalistic practices at the network, a report published Monday by the Center for Media and Public Affairs revealed that the majority of ESPN’s news coverage demon
The Onion | Mar 2, 2015 3:02 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Man Anxiously Scanning Bars Reaction To Jukebox Selection CHICAGO—Saying he hoped his choice would not kill the room’s vibe, sources confirmed Thursday night that local man Jared Chambers was anxiously scanning fellow patrons at Collin’s Tavern to judge the reaction to his recent jukebox select
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Crossing guard in Scotland banned from high fiving children A crossing guard in Scotland has been banned from high-fiving kids and parents are livid. | Mar 1, 2015 6:19 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Five families caught in landlord's dispute with nudist A conflict between a landlord and a nudists' association has left five families facing eviction. | Mar 1, 2015 12:13 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Zombie outbreak? Head for rural areas, researchers say The zombies are coming! Head for the hills! | Feb 28, 2015 5:32 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend