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Sportsgraphic: Greatest Undefeated Seasons In Sports History With the University of Kentucky men’s basketball team just four games away from completing a perfect 40-0 season, Onion Sports takes a look back at the greatest undefeated runs in sports history. 1971 Nebraska Cornhuskers: The Univers...
The Onion | Mar 26, 2015 7:37 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Nude, Ash-Streaked Dick Vitale Proclaims This What March Madness All About CLEVELAND—Shrieking at the top of his lungs as he scuttled through Quicken Loans Arena during a game between Wichita State and Notre Dame, sources confirmed Thursday that a fully nude, ash-streaked Dick Vitale was observed loudly proclaiming that th
The Onion | Mar 26, 2015 6:58 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
American Voices: Parents Let Kids Play On Vietnam War Memorial Parents visiting Washington, D.C. with their kids this week sparked outrage and controversy by encouraging them to climb and play on the Vietnam Women’s Memorial, which honors U.S.
The Onion | Mar 26, 2015 6:56 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Congressman Knows Regular Lobbyists Order Without Even Having To Be Told WASHINGTON—Noting that the Valero Energy representative had been coming to his office for more than a decade now, Sen.
The Onion | Mar 26, 2015 6:25 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Senior Citizen Keeps Mind Active By Contemplating Death PORTLAND, ME—In an effort to remain mentally sharp well into her golden years, local senior citizen Evelyn Gordon, 86, told reporters Thursday she keeps her mind active by regularly contemplating her rapidly approaching death.
The Onion | Mar 26, 2015 6:01 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Remington Debuts New Split Barrel Murder-Suicide Shotgun Remington Debuts New Split Barrel Murder-Suicide Shotgun
The Onion | Mar 26, 2015 3:34 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Master Architect Constructs Most Structurally Innovative Pile Of Dirty Dishes To Date LINCOLN, RI—Far surpassing the ambitions of any of his previous creations, master architect David Prawer has completed his most structurally innovative pile of dirty dishes to date, sources confirmed Thursday.
The Onion | Mar 26, 2015 3:31 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Man Who Baked Banana Bread Spends Entire Party Anxiously Watching It Go Uneaten OAK PARK, IL—Eyeing his contribution to the gathering’s potluck offerings with concern, local man Thomas Rafferty reportedly spent the duration of his coworker’s party Saturday anxiously watching his homemade banana bread go uneaten. Acc
The Onion | Mar 26, 2015 3:23 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Statshot: How Are We Failing Our Driving Test? How Are We Failing Our Driving Test?
The Onion | Mar 26, 2015 1:43 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
New Healthier Menu Features Food Wendys Customers Bring From Home DUBLIN, OH—Responding to consumer demands for healthier offerings, Wendy’s announced this week the addition of its new Fit ‘N’ Fast menu, which features food that customers bring in from home to eat at the restaurant.
The Onion | Mar 26, 2015 1:40 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend