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News in Brief: Woman Relieved Soulmate Turned Out To Be In Same Socioeconomic Bracket SAN JOSE, CANoting how lucky she was to have finally found the one she was meant to be with forever, local woman Julie Winters told reporters Tuesday she was relieved that her true soulmate also happened to have the same socioeconomic status as she does.
The Onion | Jul 28, 2015 6:47 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
News in Brief: Resolute Congress Passes Second Amendment Again WASHINGTONEasily securing the requisite two-thirds majorities in the House and Senate, a resolute United States Congress responded to the ongoing national debate on gun rights Tuesday by passing the Second Amendment again. This is a very important issue,
The Onion | Jul 28, 2015 6:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
News in Brief: Overcrowded GOP Field Forces Iowa To Construct Massive Town Hall Stadium DES MOINES, IAIn an effort to accommodate the tremendous influx of presidential candidates pouring into the state, Iowa Republican Party officials announced Tuesday the construction of a massive town hall stadium to play host to the campaigning. Our state
The Onion | Jul 28, 2015 5:14 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Skinny the cat slims down from 41 lbs. to 19 lbs. A former 41-pound cat dubbed Skinny has lost more than half of his weight to become the darling of a Dallas veterinary clinic. | Jul 28, 2015 4:56 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Sports News in Brief: Some Of This Is Probably Water, Man In Stadium Bathroom Hopes CLEVELANDGingerly stepping around several of the largest wet patches on the floor, local Indians fan Mark Freel reportedly assured himself Tuesday that at least some of the liquid covering the ground of the mens bathroom at Progressive Field was most like
The Onion | Jul 28, 2015 3:40 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Horoscope: Your Horoscopes Week Of July 28, 2015 Read full story for latest details.
The Onion | Jul 28, 2015 2:27 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Commentary: Id Like To See The Government Try And Take Away My Trash It seems like Big Government is always finding more ways to stick its nose into everybodys business. At this very moment, theyre probably working on all kinds of new ways to trample upon the God-given rights of freedom-loving Americans like you and me. I
The Onion | Jul 28, 2015 2:00 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
American Voices: JFK International Airport Plans $48 Million Animal Facility Set to open in 2016, a new 178,000-square-foot terminal at JFK International Airport will be designed to kennel and quarantine pets, birds, and livestock, complete with swimming pools, flat-screen TVs, and full-time medical services. What do you think?
The Onion | Jul 28, 2015 1:57 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Infographic: The Life And Works Of Dr. Seuss A 50-year-old manuscript by the late Theodor Geisel, better known as Dr. Seuss, is being released this week, captivating nostalgic readers who grew up on seven decades of childrens books from the prolific author. Here are some highlights from Dr. Seuss li
The Onion | Jul 28, 2015 1:32 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
FROM NOVEMBER 19, 2011: Seif al-Islam Captured by Zintan Brigade Video taken just a few hours after Moammar Gadhafi's son, Seif al-Islam, was captured by the Zintan brigade on Nov. 19, 2011.
MSNBC | Jul 28, 2015 10:28 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend