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News in Brief: No Way To Prevent This, Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens ROSEBURG, ORIn the hours following a violent rampage in southwestern Oregon in which a lone attacker killed 13 individuals and seriously injured 20 others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly con
The Onion | Oct 1, 2015 10:45 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Ozzie the eagle dead after live-streamed lovers duel in Florida ORLANDO, Fla. (Reuters) - A love triangle between bald eagles that played out before thousands of fans on a live webcam has ended badly in Florida with the death of Ozzie, longtime mate of Harriet, according to a Florida wildlife clinic.
Reuters | Oct 1, 2015 9:49 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Ouch! Thirsty leopard gets head stuck in metal water pot Rajasthan, India - Forest officials in the northern Indian state of Rajasthan were forced to tranquilize a thirsty leopard after the animal's head got caught in a metal water pot.
Reuters | Oct 1, 2015 6:16 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Blue Jays fan gets out of jury duty to watch playoffs A prospective juror successfully used the Toronto Blue Jays' upcoming playoff run as a reason not to be a jury member in an Ottawa murder trial. | Oct 1, 2015 6:11 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Sports News in Brief: Report: Peyton Manning Lacks Strength To Complete Longer Commercial Takes DENVERNoting that physical limitations were hindering the 39-year-olds performance, league sources confirmed Thursday that Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning lacks the strength to complete longer commercial takes. Peytons preparation and ability to
The Onion | Oct 1, 2015 5:46 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Onion Studios: New Robot Warns When Someones About To Walk In On You Masturbating Read full story for latest details.
The Onion | Oct 1, 2015 5:07 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Onion Studios: Wild Fall Break Parties Pose Risks For College Students Read full story for latest details.
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News: Archaeologists Reconstruct Snyders Of Hanover Pretzel From Pieces Discovered In Des MoinesArea Stop N Go DES MOINES, IAHeralding the discovery as the most complete specimen of its kind, a team of archaeologists from the University of Iowa announced Thursday that they had managed to reconstruct more than 75 percent of a Snyders of Hanover pretzel from fragmen
The Onion | Oct 1, 2015 4:45 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
News in Brief: Unemployed Single Mother In Rubio Speech Told Candidate About Her Problems In Confidence CEDAR FALLS, IADescribing her shock and embarrassment upon learning that her personal struggles were shared with an entire campaign rally audience, 37-year-old Allison Kilpatrick, an unemployed single mother that Republican presidential hopeful Marco Rubi
The Onion | Oct 1, 2015 4:21 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
American Voices: Whole Foods Lays Off 1,500 Employees In an effort to reduce overhead, respond to competition, and lower prices, Whole Foods has announced they will lay off 1,500 workers and find other ways to cut costs, such as transitioning to a more self-service model and launching a new economy chain of
The Onion | Oct 1, 2015 1:34 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend