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Jack Nicholson Wishes Girlfriend Old Enough To Have Seen Kobe In Heyday Read full story for latest details.
The Onion | Apr 14, 2016 03:00 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Lakers Players Curious What It Must Be Like To Be Inspired By Kobe Bryant LOS ANGELESAmid a massive outpouring of acclaim from fans, fellow athletes, and media members ahead of his retirement, players on the Los Angeles Lakers admitted to reporters Thursday that they are kind of curious what it must be like to be inspired by Ko
The Onion | Apr 14, 2016 01:52 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Man Ready To Believe Any Statistic About How Good Warriors Were This Season HAMPTON, VAExplaining that the teams regular-season dominance made him unlikely to question any accomplishment attributed to them, local 29-year-old Jared Dwyer told reporters Thursday that he is ready to believe absolutely any statistic about how good th
The Onion | Apr 14, 2016 01:44 AM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Textalyzer To Measure Distracted Driving New York police could soon be equipped with Textalyzers, devices that scan drivers phones to detect whether they were texting, and thus driving with distraction, in the moments leading up to an auto accident. What do you think?
The Onion | Apr 13, 2016 8:36 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
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Florida Man Turns Self in for Stealing TV in 1989 Randy Iannacone was booked on third-degree larceny charges.
MSNBC | Apr 13, 2016 8:11 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Bold Intern Giving Parents Tour Of Office CHICAGOBrazenly strolling through the rows of desks while pointing out the firms various departments to his two guests, Lodestone Media intern Nate Kapper, 19, made the incredibly bold move of giving his parents a tour of the companys offices Wednesday, s
The Onion | Apr 13, 2016 7:44 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Yukon library book returned in New Zealand 51 years overdue A book borrowed from a Yukon library in 1965 has been returned after 51 years and a journey to the other side of the globe. | Apr 13, 2016 7:23 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
ExxonMobil CEO Relieved It Finally Too Late To Do Anything About Climate Change IRVING, TXSaying the multinational oil and gas conglomerate had really dodged a bullet, ExxonMobil CEO Rex Tillerson told reporters Wednesday how relieved he was now that it was finally too late to do anything about climate change.The 64-year-old petroleu
The Onion | Apr 13, 2016 2:55 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Tips For Growing Your Own Vegetable Garden Before you start planting, make sure your local terrain is conducive to growing the kinds of vegetables you can stuff with cheese and deep-fry.After supplying your plants with soil and water, sprinkle a few gummy bears on top as a little treat.To prevent
The Onion | Apr 13, 2016 2:51 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
No One In Family Sure Who Trip To Arboretum Is Geared Toward SUMMIT, NJFiling uncertainly into the main hallway of the propertys welcome center, each member of the Robertson family privately admitted to reporters Saturday that they had no idea which of them their weekend trip to the arboretum was geared toward. Ive
The Onion | Apr 13, 2016 2:17 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend