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BREAKING: Adrian Peterson Deactivated By Family MINNEAPOLIS—Following mounting allegations of child abuse against the six-time Pro Bowl running back, sources confirmed Wednesday that Minnesota Vikings star Adrian Peterson has been officially deactivated by his family.
The Onion | Sep 17, 2014 6:25 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Florida city reverses ban on saggy pants that threatened jail time ORLANDO Fla. (Reuters) - Saggy pants are a fashion choice and not a police concern, a Florida city has decided, rescinding a two-month-old ban that threatened jail time for styles intentionally exposing underwear or buttocks.
Reuters | Sep 17, 2014 6:20 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
More Cities Using Text-Based Alert System To Warn Americans If They Are In Range Of NFL Players WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide the general public with critical safety information in a timely manner, sources confirmed Wednesday that an increasing number of U.S.
The Onion | Sep 17, 2014 5:20 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
New Health Insurance Law Lets Employers Refuse To Cover Contraceptives If Theyre Morally Opposed To Women WASHINGTON—Ensuring that business owners’ basic freedoms remain adequately protected, a new health insurance law passed Wednesday allows employers to refuse to pay for contraceptives if they are morally opposed to women. The Corporate Conscien
The Onion | Sep 17, 2014 5:12 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Daredevils disguised as priests BASE jump from church A group of daredevils took their faith to new heights recently. | Sep 17, 2014 5:01 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Factory gives fighter jet to head of Russian Orthodox Church MOSCOW (Reuters) - Patriarch Kirill, the head of the Russian Orthodox Church, was presented with an unlikely gift for a religious leader this week as he toured a factory in Russia's far-east - a single-seater fighter jet SU-35.
Reuters | Sep 17, 2014 4:38 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Opinion: History Will Be The True Judge Of My Tenure As Outback Steakhouse Shift Manager Read full story for latest details.
The Onion | Sep 17, 2014 3:05 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
American Voices: Study: Fat Shaming Doesnt Help Obese People Lose Weight A new study has found that the practice of “fat shaming,” or discriminating against overweight people by giving them poor service and treating them differently, doesn’t motivate them to lose weight, but rather leads to weight gain.
The Onion | Sep 17, 2014 2:43 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
David Cameron To Scottish People: Ill Kill Myself If You Leave LONDON—In an emotional public address this morning ahead of Thursday’s national referendum in Scotland, U.K.
The Onion | Sep 17, 2014 2:40 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Fantasy Teams Performance Only Thing Man Holding Himself Accountable For LAFAYETTE, LA—Saying that he rarely takes on similar responsibility for the litany of issues in both his personal and professional life, sources close to local 31-year-old Timothy Peterson confirmed Tuesday that his fantasy football team’s per
The Onion | Sep 17, 2014 2:40 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend