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Area Mom Raving About Phoenix Airport AURORA, IL—Noting its impressive collection of shops, restaurants, and transit options during a phone call with her daughter, local mother Carol Wingfield expressed her admiration for Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport in the strongest terms,
The Onion | Oct 16, 2014 6:55 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Abysmal TV Ratings Continue Miraculous Run Through MLB Playoffs Abysmal TV Ratings Continue Miraculous Run Through MLB Playoffs
The Onion | Oct 16, 2014 6:49 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Entire Conversation With Parents Spent Changing The Subject SEATTLE—Deftly switching from topic to topic from the moment he answered his phone until ending the call 20 minutes later, local man Andrew Heltman reportedly spent the entirety of a recent conversation with his parents changing the subject.
The Onion | Oct 16, 2014 6:33 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Susan G. Komen Foundation Launches Deep Space Probe To Bring Breast Cancer Awareness To Rest Of Galaxy DALLAS—In what is being hailed as its single most ambitious messaging campaign to date, the Susan G.
The Onion | Oct 16, 2014 5:42 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Nation Struggling To Remember Why It Was Ever Mad At Roger Goodell WASHINGTON—Saying they were at a loss as to what could have recently made them feel any anger and distrust toward the NFL commissioner, Americans across the country confirmed Thursday that they are struggling to remember why they were at one point m
The Onion | Oct 16, 2014 5:21 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Responsible Man Sets Aside Small Portion Of Every Paycheck For Bank To Gamble With EDISON, NJ—Noting that it was the sensible thing to do at this point in his life, 27-year-old web designer Jonathan Elridge confirmed Thursday that he puts aside a small percentage of each paycheck for his bank to gamble with.
The Onion | Oct 16, 2014 4:38 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Slideshow: 10 Richest People In The U.S. 10 Richest People In The U.S.
The Onion | Oct 16, 2014 4:15 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Polar bear scare ruins Halloween for kids in Nunavut village Children in Arviat, Nunavut, won't be going door to door seeking out treats this Halloween. | Oct 16, 2014 3:24 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
American Voices: Uber Receives F Grade From Better Business Bureau Amid numerous complaints from passengers, including unannounced price hikes and poor service, taxi app company Uber received a failing grade from the Better Business Bureau.
The Onion | Oct 16, 2014 3:05 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
[video] Owner's Box: Start Joique Bell, Which Means Now He'll Probably Get 33 Yards And A Goddamn Fumble OSN’s fantasy guru, Perry Bigwell, says Lions’ running back Joique Bell is Week 7’s Must Start, which means now Bell is doomed to a dismal performance Sunday.
The Onion | Oct 16, 2014 2:30 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend