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Mom Gathers Rolls Of Wrapping Paper Around Her To Stroke Softly OAKWOOD, OH—Tenderly cooing as she basked in the comforting sight of snowman, Santa, and Christmas tree patterns, local mother Melissa Weaver surrounded herself with a dozen rolls of wrapping paper to softly stroke, sources confirmed Friday.
The Onion | Dec 12, 2014 9:13 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Infographic: How Police Are Revamping Their Tactics In the wake of widespread protests against police brutality and discrimination, law enforcement departments across the country are instituting new rules and policies to ensure safer practices.
The Onion | Dec 12, 2014 7:58 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Slideshow: Those We Lost in 2014 Those We Lost in 2014
The Onion | Dec 12, 2014 7:40 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Athletes Heartwarming Story Fucking Sucks INDIANAPOLIS—Sources from across the nation confirmed Friday that the heartwarming story of Indianapolis Colts scout team player Marcus Newsome, a 31-year-old linebacker who realized his NFL dream five years after being diagnosed with a rare autoimm
The Onion | Dec 12, 2014 6:58 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Opinion: I Dont See Race; I Only See Grayish-Brown, Vaguely Humanoid Shapes Read full story for latest details.
The Onion | Dec 12, 2014 6:12 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Paul Revere's time capsule unearthed in Boston BOSTON (Reuters) - A centuries-old time capsule buried by Paul Revere, an icon of the American Revolutionary War, was unearthed during repairs at the Massachusetts State House in Boston this week, Secretary of State William Galvin said on Friday.
Reuters | Dec 12, 2014 5:49 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Oklahoma boy puts quarter in vending machine, gets Nazi ring OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - An Oklahoma mother is asking why her 4-year-old son received a ring with a Nazi symbol this week from a surprise vending machine for children in a Tulsa store.
Reuters | Dec 12, 2014 5:40 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Sportsgraphic: Fantasy Football Week 15: Start Em, Sit Em Onion Sports has expert analysis on which players to keep and which players to drop from your fantasy football starting lineup this week: Start ’Em Johnny Manziel (QB): Manziel is finally showing the type of deluded confidence ...
The Onion | Dec 12, 2014 5:36 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Firefighters Pull Cat From Fire, Neighbor Saves it With CPR Oregon firefighters save several animals from a housefire, including a cat, which at first, was though to be dead, until a neighbor uses CPR on it and brings it back to life. KTVZ's Kandra Kent reports.
MSNBC | Dec 12, 2014 4:46 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Slideshow: Top 10 Apps Of 2014 Read full story for latest details.
The Onion | Dec 12, 2014 4:15 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend