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American Voices: Report: Artist Who Drew Iconic Obama Hope Poster Has Lost Hope In Him In an interview with Esquire, street artist Shepard Fairey said that seven years after designing the iconic red-and-blue poster of Obama with the word Hope, he has personally lost faith in the president, who he thinks is not even close to living up to how
The Onion | 9 hours, 32 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
News in Brief: Child Therapist Excited To Actually Be Seeing Patient With Psychological Issues MINNEAPOLISSaying she was glad to finally be able to apply her psychiatric training, local child therapist Pamela Thornton expressed her excitement to reporters Friday at the prospect of seeing a patient with actual psychological issues. Its thrilling to
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Sports News in Brief: FIFA Assures Fans Investigation Wont Affect 2022 Qatar Slush Fund ZURICHStressing that soccers international governing body will continue to conduct business as usual in the face of high-profile fraud charges, FIFA officials assured the public Friday that the ongoing U.S. Department of Justice investigation will in no w
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American Voices: SkyMall Announces Return Of Print Edition To Planes Five months after it discontinued its airplane print catalogue and filed for bankruptcy, SkyMall announced that it was recently purchased at an auction by a marketing company for $1.9 million and will be returning to planes later this year. What do you th
The Onion | 15 hours, 19 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
News: Scientists Make Unclear Breakthrough After Giving Robot Cancer STANFORD, CATheorizing that their work most likely represents a groundbreaking scientific achievement of some kind, researchers at Stanford University announced Thursday that they have made an unclear breakthrough by giving a robot cancer.The team of onco
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News in Photos: Tapas Arriving Too Fast Read full story for latest details.
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News in Brief: Party Guest Hoping Birthday Card With Shirtless Hunk Taken In Playful Spirit With Which It Was Intended ALBANY, NYSecond-guessing the purchase as she arrived at her friends birthday party Friday, area woman Kelly Hardin told reporters she hoped her humorous card featuring a shirtless hunk would be received by Amanda Riordan in the fun, lighthearted spirit w
The Onion | 17 hours, 12 minutes ago | comment? | recommend
American Voices: Survey: 1 In 4 Harvard Seniors Didnt Have Sex During College According to a survey conducted by The Harvard Crimson to which half the class responded, one in four graduating seniors stated that they didnt have sex while at Harvard, though many said they had sex before attending the school. What do you think?
The Onion | May 28, 2015 8:40 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
Infographic: The Onions Guide To Beach Etiquette The arrival of summer means that the nations beaches will soon be crowded with swimmers, tanners, surfers, and more, so its important for everyone to be conscious of each others space and needs. Here are some etiquette tips to ensure that everyone has a s
The Onion | May 28, 2015 5:27 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend
News in Brief: Report: Underpaid Migrant Laborers Working 18 Hours Per Day On FIFA Legal Defense ZURICHFollowing a massive U.S. Department of Justice indictment alleging that high-ranking members of the global soccer organization conducted widespread financial fraud, sources confirmed Thursday that underpaid migrant laborers are currently working rou
The Onion | May 28, 2015 4:43 PM [GMT] | comment? | recommend