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American Voices: $5 Computer Sells Out In One Day Educational nonprofit Raspberry Pi has released a computer motherboard called the Zero that retails for just five dollars, selling out of the product in a single day and giving away an additional 10,000 free units with each copy of their print magazines D
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News in Brief: EPA Urges Nation To Develop New Air Source WASHINGTONCiting the hazardous levels of carbon dioxide and other pollutants accumulating in the atmosphere, officials from the Environmental Protection Agency urged the nation this week to develop a new air source. To ensure the continued health of our p
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Commentary: I Always Thought Losing Your Sunglasses Was Something That Happened To Other People Though we might not like to admit it, we tend to live our lives inside our own little bubbles, oblivious to others pain and sorrow. Sure, every so often you hear some terrible story of people suffering the unthinkablecomplete strangers, friends of friends
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Infographic: How To Prevent Procrastination On Your Laptop First, dull your senses to all external stimuli by spending 56 straight hours in a European nightclub.Reach out individually to each of the contacts in your phone, email, and social media accounts, explaining that you wont be available for the next few ho
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News in Brief: NRA Visits Colorado Police Evidence Room To Check Up On Rifle Used In Planned Parenthood Shooting COLORADO SPRINGS, COAfter learning that the gun had been involved in a violent attack that left three dead, National Rifle Association representatives reportedly visited the Colorado Springs Police Department evidence room Monday to check up on the semi-a
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News in Brief: Frustrated Gunman Cant Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic AMARILLO, TXExpressing frustration with the lack of convenient locations in his area, deranged gunman and anti-abortion fanatic Jared Broussard reported Monday that he could not believe how far he would have to drive to find the nearest Planned Parenthood
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American Voices: Sugar-Free Drinks Might Cause Dental Issues A new study suggests that the chemical acids in sugar-free drinks like diet soda can cause measurable harm to tooth enamel, an erosion that is just as damaging as the tooth decay caused by regular soda. What do you think?
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News in Brief: Sweating, Trembling Mom Still Coming Down From High Of Having Kids Under One Roof DENVERBreathing heavily and leaning against the wall for support as beads of sweat formed on her forehead, local mother Cynthia Applin struggled to lower her heart rate Monday as she came down from the high of having all three of her adult children under
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Editorial Cartoon: Editorial Cartoon: Crass Kringle Read full story for latest details.
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Slideshow: The Week In Pictures Week Of November 30, 2015 Read full story for latest details.
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